My hand is on fire!

by FoxDaim

22 Comments

  1. Reasonably_edible

    My first time cutting chili and taking a piss right after was the last time

  2. My hands felt fine. It was when I went to the bathroom that problems occurred

  3. DJMagicHandz

    Using the bathroom after you forgot that you were handling habaneros earlier…

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  4. mainlynativeamerican

    Removing contacts (even hours and MANY handwashing later) is always a gamble.

  5. Nervous_Ad_6963

    Don’t rub your eyes afterwards….you’ll only do it once. Lol

  6. demroidsbeitchn

    Yup. Under the nails of your non-knife hand. Stings for an hour or two (jalapenos). I imagine that I would have used a glove if we used more potent chilies.

  7. Sanquinity

    I’ve cut red chilis and japapenos so far, and those didn’t burn my hands at all. As long as I didn’t have a small cut or something at least. Maybe it’s worse with the truly hot chili species?

  8. Skate_faced

    I usually use a ladle or big spoon to get my chili out of the pot. Of course your hand is gonna get burned if you stick it into a big pot of chili.

    /s

    I went poop after prepping habi salsa and broke the tissue barrier. Ring of fire tribute show and Johnny Cash played the role of Satan as my roids fucking burned as it transitioned into the eye of fucking sauron. There’s a flashback that coulda staying in the trauma trunk.

    Did you know that not only is wearing glove genius but you can also wash your hands in oil…. all sorts of things i learned post incident.

  9. Dexter_Jettster

    I have done that cutting raw jalapenos to make stuffed jalapenos. The stuffed jalapenos turned out great, my hands were on fire for HOURS!!! Lesson learned.

  10. yurinator71

    Don’t touch any delicate skin for a while. (Yours or anyone elses)

  11. Revxmaciver

    I keep a habanero helmet on my dick head at work to keep me on my toes and in the zone. You guys are complaining about stingy hands?

  12. Bladrak01

    Early in my career, I chopped jalapeños at the end of the shift and took my contact lenses out that night. It was not fun when I tried to put them in the next morning. Fortunately, I was off that day.

  13. Ordinary-Science1981

    Once I was cutting jalapeños and the entire kitchen was breathing spicy air for about an hour

  14. If you do it enough times, your skin will eventually gain resistance and you won’t feel the burn anymore, which is pretty cool. But if you go too long without cutting chilies, you lose it. I haven’t been able to regain my resistance and now I use gloves like a pussy 😓

  15. SlowMatter1

    I’ll fist fuck a raw chicken, raw dog, no protection. But if I gotta chop a case of jales or anything worse, glove on left hand

  16. Ancient-Chinglish

    must be really thick chili if you can cut it

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    Your junk when you go to bed

  18. Oh man, I’m usually pretty good with chilis, but one day I had to stem and seed like 100 arbol that someone else had soaked without stemming. At first it was fine, but it was agony for hours after. I think I got chemical burns, and ended up soaking my hands in a deli cup of cold milk.

  19. mufon2019

    I enjoy peeling my crate of green chili every year to bag it up and freeze it for the year. Once I’m done, the capsasium makes the joints in my fingers warm… for days no joint pain. Just don’t touch your eyes or your Johnson.

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